Unflattering twin Weasley

astoria-fucking-greengrass:

Are you trying to make me puke? *gags* You seriously disgust me, Weasley. I didn’t say anything about pregnancy, just sex. Have a hearing problem there Weasley? Why in hell would i be enormously tall? That would be weird and unflattering

If I really bothered you that much, you wouldn’t still be talking to me. Clearly you have some latent desire to be near to me. Not that I can say I blame you. Oh, well, I think you may need to be reminded where babies come from and how they’re made. Maybe Madam Pomphrey can get you some pamphlets on it or something. I don’t know, you were the one trying to emphasize that you’re not tiny.